Mirror, mirror on the wall, who’s the sleaziest fake news peddler in India’s rotting political gutter? Rahul Gandhi, Rahul Gandhi screams the mirror without hesitation. The likes of Dhruv Rathi and Ravish Kumar will have to much more to qualify. He’s been shoveling this crap for years—2019’s “Rafale scam,” ₹30,000 crore “stolen,” he screeched, flapping fake papers like a madman. The Supreme Court snorted, tossed it, but he kept bleating “chowkidar chor hai” like a broken foghorn, desperate for anyone to care. Fast forward to his latest 15-minute farce with Professor Thorat—a whining, lie-soaked podcast about caste census, discrimination, and a “flawed” meritocracy. I endured it, gagging on the stench of his distortions. No shock, no tears—just Rahul, the same old fraud, vomiting garbage and praying you’re too dim to smell it.

Back in 2017, when I started writing, his relentless con artistry kept me up at night. What if the masses bought this clown’s snake oil? Eight years later, I’m over it. He and his Congress clown car have been smashed flat—2019, 2024, state after state—buried under voter contempt so thick it’s a wonder he can still breathe. The people see his scam now; his lies bounce off like spit on a tank. But this Thorat travesty? It’s too rancid to ignore—let’s carve it open and expose the rot.

“Public universities educate all. Europe proves it—no private institutes even today.”

This argument made in the video is a lie so fat it’s got its own zip code.

First, Europe’s no fairy tale—it’s a ruthless shredder. For example, Germany’s system sorts kids at 10: Hauptschule, Realschule, and Gymnasium. Gymnasium brats soar to uni; Hauptschule ones? They’re funneled to factories, not lecture halls—half the kids don’t even get a shot. Second, private institutes? They’re choking Europe, bleeding wallets dry— up to €42,500 a year for a bachelor’s, and up to €56,000 for a year for a master’s. I dismantle this idiocy in my book, The Seven ‘I’s of Modi’s India: Through the Eyes of an NRI, stacking India against UK and Europe on education, innovation, the works—know more about the book here: The seven ‘I’s.

If Rahul Gandhi’s deluded dream won—axing private colleges—India’s future would choke. We’re at 0.3 patents per million; Europe laughs while Rahul’s “educate all” fantasy guts our edge. He’s not noble—he’s a wrecking ball with a mic.

And Thorat? What a pitiful stooge—a professor turned lapdog, yapping Rahul’s fairy tales like a wind-up toy. “No private schools”—did he flunk his own degree? These two aren’t debating; These two aren’t debating; they’re stroking each other’s egos on a public stage, banking on your apathy to swallow it whole. It’s a disgrace to reason, a slap to anyone who values facts.

Then, the “merit’s a sham” sobfest. Sure, privilege rigs the game—cash buys tutors, poor kids claw for scraps. That’s why 50% of seats are reserved—SC, ST, OBC—half the pie handed out to level it. So what’s the endgame, Rahul Gandhi wants here? Jack it to 100%, burn private colleges to the ground, and deport upper castes because they won’t grovel for Rahul Gandhi’s vote bank? Congress wrote this grift—60 years of quota scams, peddling “justice” to lock in power. Rahul Gandhi’s just the latest shill, flogging a tired playbook that’s flopped since 2014. He’s not fighting discrimination—he’s fishing for ballots, and the net’s empty.

The real gag? He moans “power’s with institutions”—then flips to social media, bawling they’re Modi’s puppets. Rather than behaving like a flip-flopping fraud, he should at least pick a side. BJP’s outfoxed him—PMAY’s built 40 million homes, Ujjwala’s lit 100 million stoves. Dalits and OBCs aren’t Congress’s cattle anymore; they’re winning under BJP banners. Back in ’80s, Rajiv Gandhi’s Bofors sank Congress with ₹64 crore in kickbacks—Rahul Gandhi’s got no scandal cash, just a mouth full of lies and a party bleeding dry. BJP’s playing 3D chess; Rahul’s losing at tic-tac-toe, crying foul when the X’s beat his O’s.

The people’s had enough—social media is a slaughterhouse of his memes, Congress’s 19.5% in 2024 a gravestone next to 2009’s 206 seats. His turf’s a shrinking puddle, his credibility a ghost. He’s not just a fake news peddler—he’s a walking corpse of a dynasty, flailing with every flop. Take his COVID rant—claiming “Modi botched it” while Gujarat’s vax rates topped 90%. Lies don’t stick when reality’s this loud. Mirror, mirror, the crowd’s roared: Rahul Gandhi’s fake news empire’s a rusted sham—shovel it into the dump where Congress rots. Good riddance, you lying relic—India’s done with your pathetic, sinking circus.

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