The Maha Kumbh Mela, the world’s largest religious gathering, has always been a test of governance, efficiency, and, in some cases, sheer incompetence. While the 2013 Maha Kumbh, orchestrated under the ever-so-dynamic (read: clueless) leadership of Akhilesh Yadav and his Samajwadi Party (SP), was a shining example of how not to manage an event, the…